Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)

Today is November 11th 2013, or to put it numerically 11-12-13. A lot of people think of these numerical dates as lucky, which is why so many pick them to get married. But I'm wondering if this is my lucky or unlucky day. 

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When I woke up this morning I got out of bed on the left side. I usually get out on the right, so technically I got up on the 'wrong side of the bed.' But that's just superstition, right? As I went out to get the newspaper a black cat ran across my path. That's superstition too I guess.
I drove around all day doing errands and hit every red light in a row. I guess that's just coincidence. Then I came home and my cable TV wasn't working.
Hmmm...So I figured I'd just get some Chinese food and watch a DVD tonight.

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I picked up the food, came home, set up everything, and opened my fortune cookie. 

Here's a pic of the cookie. OK, now I'm starting to get a little worried.
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