Sometimes we need a good laugh

Ahhh...Marital Bliss

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A therapist was holding a seminar on how often married couples have sexual intercourse.
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He started by noting that most newlyweds have sex at least 2-3 times a week.
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Between the years of 1 and 5 it lowers to maybe once a week.
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From years 5 -10 it dwindles down to once or twice a month.
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He said after that  it usually turns into hallway sex.
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One of his confused students raised his hand and asked; “What’s hallway sex?”
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The therapist explained; "That’s when you pass each other in the hall and go"
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“F--K You!!!” and your spouse replies: “No…F--K you!!!”
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