Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)

As another birthday rapidly approaches, and the avalanche of cards descends upon me (notice I haven't lost my sense of sarcasm) one in particular stands out. As the decades pass (mind you I said decades not years) my body has succumbed to the painful realities of getting older (again notice I said older and not old. The concept of denial is a wonderful coping mechanism). So when I opened one particular greeting I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I hope it gives you a chuckle too. (Thanks, Karla)