Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)

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Sara saw Sadie sitting, sullenly sipping sweet succulent strawberry smoothies.
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(I hope you like that line, I worked my ‘S’ off conjuring it up)
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Sara suddenly turns to Sadie and says; “Sid has sadly lost all sexual interest in me.”

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“He doesn’t pay me compliments, or bring me flowers or show me any attention.”
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Sadie says to Sara; “Ha, I’ve got you beat. Sam doesn’t care if I cheat on him.”

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Sara was shocked and said; “Why do you say that?”
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Sadie shot back…
”I told him I was having an affair and he said…good, is it going to be catered?"
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