Sometimes we need a good laugh


 A therapist gathered a group of married adults at the local school auditorium.
Once everyone was seated he proceeded with his survey.
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"I'd like to thank all of you for coming and I hope you'll all be very honest. I'm taking a census on how often married couples have sex." He started out by asking some basic questions.
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"How many of you have sexual relations several times a week? OK, how many have it once a week? How many have it once a month?" And so went the general inquiry.
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Finally he came to the last question and apologized for having to ask something that sounded so stupid. "How many of you have sex once a year?"
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All the way in the back of the room a man was feverishly waving his hands. The therapist thanked him but had to ask;
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"Sir, I appreciate your candor, but why are you so excited?"
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The man replied..."Tonight's the night!!!"... "Tonight's the night!!!"    

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